
So, you just don't show up for work on Monday and didn't tell anybody you were moving to Cascade Idaho? Won't your coworkers be worried? Will they not call the authorities which could lead to a full scale search party for you, your missing wife and dog?
Also, I suppose a 'Tourist Information' neon sign is quite hilarious and chuckle worthy, but I'll tell you what ain't funny.. the rate at which you're consuming RC Cola. Like, slow down there turbo.
Finally, is it just me or does this ad end with a total Red Light District vibe? The red neon sign comes on, then next thing you know his wife is upstairs in the window with the light on at sundown? What kind of general store they runnin' here?