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MUSIC
Written and Performed by Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson, Jim Roach, and Brian Wecht
Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
Mixed by Jim Roach
Mastered by Dave Cooley at Elysian Masters
Recorded at Sonic Ranch in Tornillo, TX
Assistant Engineered by Diego Mendoza
Drums: Terence F. Clark
CREDITS
Video Created by @Sbassbear
Editing, Animation, Asset Creation by Dan Allen
Animation, Asset Creation by Nate Fillers
LYRICS
Arin: Just inherited this place from my grandpa
Looks pretty chill livin’ simple on this little farm
Stardew Valley is gonna fuckin’ rule so
I’ll plant some strawbs and some bloobs and they’ll start to grow
All’a my neighbors are a bunch o’ hotties
I’m feelin’ like I gotta focus on some more pilates
A Don Quixote lookin’ fucker just gave me a key
I use it on the sewer door and what the fuck do I see?
Beautiful Krobus
Wonderous Krobus
Never seen a thing as beautiful as you
Shadowy demon
Got my dick and balls screamin’
Gonna bust a nut then I’ll fall into a river of piss now
Blacked out, wake up to the show Queen of Sauce
Grabbin’ feed for my little chickens like a boss
Okay Marnie’s gone for the day
Looks like my little chicken friends are goin’ hungry BUT
Crackin’ gems in this mine’s a blast
Holy shit a motherfuckin’ dragon’s flyin’ at me fast
They eat my flesh I scream and cry and pass out
And right before I shit myself I think about…
Obliterating Krobus
Just ravaging Krobus
Aggressive buttplay while I lick that fucker’s armpits
Krobus is calling
As my body’s falling
I hit the ground bawling
Knowing I have a hellspawn that loves me
Wake up to The Queen of Sauce. Again.
Beat some stupid fuckin’ 5 year olds. Again.
I don’t care if you’re cryin’
I got a straw hat bitch, so keep fuckin’ tryin’
My horse is fuckin’ immortal
I think I just saw an alien crawlin’ through a portal
This bitch Pierre is makin’ me pull out my hair
Cause it seems like his shop is always fuckin’ closed
Passed out, woke up, Queen of fuckin’ Sauce
Every single fuckin’ morning Queen of fuckin’ Sauce
Tomato is a vegetable? I’m losing my shit
What the fuck is garlic juice guys, I’m losing my shit
My chickens are dead, all I can cook is some bread
If I live another day here I’mma blow off my head
Now I get why everybody is trauma dumpin’
I think I’mma end it if I don’t find somethin’ to–
A message from Krobus
On some very short notice
He is asking if I want to be his wonderful roommate
I’m losing my shit dude
Wonder if he’ll think that it’s rude
To ask if he sleeps nude
Not that I’m into that sort of thing
I totally said yes
My life is now the fuckin’ best
Everyday I get to see that fat platinum dumpy
Dear diary
It’s been a couple days
And I’m wondering if this was the right decision
Krobus is hot and all
But he doesn’t do anything
The house? It’s a mess
And this guy can’t even bake
I think I – I think I might’ve made a huge mistake
Yours, Arin
Gonna kill Krobus
How does one kill Krobus?
Do you think that sexy bitch is susceptible to a handgun?
Just killed Krobus
Gotta bury Krobus
Hope nobody sees me burying my sexiest man slut
Someone saw me digging
Body count is rising
Pretty soon this town will be a graveyard of fuckers
Who can’t keep their mouths shut
Now what
The fuck am I supposed to do here?
New fears
Creepin’ in my mind about
Sharin’ a jail cell with someone
Who’s gonna treat me like I treated my ol’ number one
Why the fuck did my grandpa give me this farm
Did he know that this hell hole would make me do harm
I’ll repent, god please just give me a sign
And all of the sudden a light so divine goes
Brian: I am your grandpa
I always fuckin’ hated you
I gave you my farm cause I wanted to see you suffer
Now here’s the reason that I died
There’s a guy I couldn’t be inside
I gave up on life when I realized I could never possess
Krobus physically
In my day, an intense physical relationship
Between an old man and a spirit who lives in the sewer
Was frowned upon
Arin: Dee daba dweeba dah doo!