Petty Squabbles

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Southern Hip Hop, Country Rap, Heartland Rock, Pop Rock, Roots Rock, Singer-Songwriter, Americana
Created with Udio.com, Lyrics mine except the names of the Tom Petty songs.

[Verse 1]
Hello, I'm not trying to be petty
but this rapper is like Freddy
giving you a five-finger death punch with a machete
and turning your countenance into confetti
I'm a heartbreaker, a soul taker
an earth shaker, who can't stand a faker
sending you all to meet your maker
like Jason you'll be a bottom of the laker

[Verse 2]
Last week I saw your mom at the grocery store
I told that whore, don't come around here no more
her drawers smell fishier than the Jersey shore
every farmer in town, had a south of the equator tour
she said, I'm about to have a breakdown
stop draggin' my heart around
I said your mound is like a merry-go-round, and she just frowned

[Chorus]
Oh, she was an American girl
Rockin' around in a necklace of pearl
anyone could give it a whirl
from Milton Berle, to that Haggard guy Merle
When she spread, we called it the great wide open
that heifer was always lookin' for a ropin'
her snatch was in need of a soapin'

[Verse 3]
I'll catapult you and you'll be learning to fly
you're not Superman so you'll probably die
your mom will oink and cry in her sty
neighbors will say "Was that something in the air?"
a cow flop covered in hair?
don't need to know where you'll land or go
So Damn that Human Torpedo

[final verse]
You'll be runnin' down a dream
but your dream will become a nightmare scene
your dying scream will become a meme
it will fill me with
dopamine
You're Gonna Get It!
that much is true
that's my hard promise to you

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