
UP A TUNNEL
BITCH SO STRETCHED OUT
I MIGHT NEED A FUNNEL
LET’S GO DEEP SEA DIVING
ON MY WATER BED
FLIP HER
OVER
LIKE A FISH
I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD
BLOWING BUBBLES
UP HER BUTT
SHE COULDNT SPEAK
THERE WAS A MOIST SLIT
LOOKING RIGHT UP AT ME
I WNET DOWN TO TAKE ANOTHER LICK
AND WENT I DID
THATS WHEN MY STOMACH STARTED TO GET REAL SICK
JUST IMAGINE
JSUT IMAGINE
THE NEXT DAY I WENT TO THE CLINC
I USUALLY TRUST THESE HOES
BUT NOW IM A CYNIC
I TOOK A PLAN B
AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA;
COULD HAVE SWORN
I DIDNT HAVE A BUMP ON MY ROD;
SO I WNET DOWN SLOWLY TO ITCH IT;
AND TOOK A SNIFF QUICK TO FEEL ALL THOSE RIDGES
COULDNT GET STIFF
SO I JUST BIT IT
AND WENT BACK TO HER PLACE
TO GET LIFTED;
SO I CHOKED HER INSTEAD
AND STOLE
HER ALL CASH;
SHE WAS A WHORE ANYWAY
YOU CANT TRUST THAT BASH
AND THEN I JUST JERKED OFF
IN THE LUNCH room HALL
i LOST ALL MY MONEY
SO I WROTE THIS song
JUST IMAGINE