Doug reviews the Jokeswagon DIC Fuzz, which is certainly a van. But before that, he promotes a site where you can buy land on Mars, ya know, if you feel like throwing your money away. Doug gets right into reviewing the smelly van (thanks to his farts), and it turns out it has really interesting, unique features like door handles and cup holders. The compartment in the middle is great for stuffing stuff full of stuff, with dividers to complicate things, and an are you can pee in, but you'll have to wipe it out. He goes off on a bit of a tangent showing off the storage space and charging port in his butt. He then tells us you can put stuff in the front of the car, but a bodiless voice corrects him, causing him to get angry and go on a rant about how people hate him for having such a long shlong. He gets back to the van, warning us that it comes with a child named Finger and a touch screen you can use to play Butt Munchers Deluxe and wipe your nose. He then moves on to the back seat, which doesn't have much except a tray no one apparently cares about. It does, however, have a good space for s*x, with a 62 step ball activating process. When he finally takes the car for a drive, he teaches us how to properly hit pedestrians and sleep while you drive, but tells us we don't have to if we don't want, which is very nice of him. He decides driving by itself is too boring, so he decides to drink first, and unfortunately the accelerator he removed before has magically reappeared, so he ends up getting a D.U.I. All the while, he keeps ass*ulting Billy Mays through his car window (which is ILleGAl), then steals his job promoting Zorbeez. How mean! Original Video:
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