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Tucker Carlson: Welcome to free speech friday, where cancel culture is cancelled. President Trump..
Trump: They wouldn’t let me on twitter, so we started our own. Repubhouse.
Tucker: Let’s talk vaccines
Trump: Don’t listen to Joe Biden’s fake news they force feed
I saved the whole world with operation warp speed
I invented MRNA, it invades and kills
Any weakness in your body kinda like tiny navy seals
Tucker: Congrats Mr. President, we saved the nation with your help,
Next question sir, are you taking one yourself?
Trump: Taking one? I took every vaccine on principal
Mixed em all in a cocktail, and now I’m invincible
Tomi: The liberals taking credit makes this vax unappealing
Ben Shapiro: Well science supports it Tomi, so its vax over feelings
Tomi Lahren: But biden taking credit? I think I’d rather drink bleach
Trump: Not a bad idea Tomi, that should be a think piece
Trump: I made the vax available - from the elderly to 8th graders
Marjorie - IS IT TRUE IT’S MANUFACTURED WITH JEWISH SPACE LASERS?
Ted Cruz - No espicy on my tacos, Donde Esta Bano
Oh are you guys still talking about covid? Im out here stuck in Cabo
*talking Talking*
Tucker: Im getting word we are getting banned from our own platform
Trump: Im hungry anyways- Im storming the white castle - stand back and stand by