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[Obscure 60s Music] Astral Society - Horse Knocked Me Down (Like A F*cking Linebacker!) (1967)

"GALLOPING MAYHEM – A PSYCHEDELIC PILE-UP OF HOOVES AND HEARTBREAK" 🐴💥🎶

Welcome to Retroactive Rhythms, your go-to channel for the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful sounds from the golden age of music! We specialize in obscure 60s music, digging deep into the crates to bring you hidden treasures of obscure psychedelic music and obscure psychedelic rock. From trippy 60s psychedelic folk to mind-melting acid rock, we’ve got the tunes to blow your mind and move your soul.

Today, we’re shining a spotlight on Astral Society, a band that perfectly encapsulates the chaotic, free-spirited energy of the 60s. Their hit "Horse Knocked Me Down (Like a F*cking Linebacker!)" is a hilarious, high-energy anthem that blends psychedelic rock with a healthy dose of absurdity. It’s a funny song for adults that’s impossible not to sing along to—perfect for your next karaoke night or road trip playlist.

Using cutting-edge AI obscure vinyl restoration, we’ve brought this forgotten gem back to life, complete with all its crackles, pops, and psychedelic glory. So, whether you’re a die-hard fan of obscure 60s music or just looking for a funny song to sing, hit that subscribe button and join us on a journey through the weird and wonderful world of retro sounds.

Astral Society and their equestrian anthem are waiting for you. Don’t let the horse knock you down—press play and let the good vibes roll! 🐴🎸✨
*Horse Knocked Me Down: The Incident*

It was a sunny afternoon in London, Spring ‘66, and Astral Society was taking a break from their whirlwind tour to enjoy the city. Shelly "Starlight" Winters was leading the way, her tambourine in hand and a song in her heart. The band was laughing, joking, and soaking up the swinging vibes of the city—until chaos came galloping their way.

As they strolled down the street, a policewoman on horseback trotted past. The horse, a massive beast with hooves like thunder and eyes like fire, seemed calm at first. But then, for no goddamn reason, it reared up, snorted like a demon, and charged straight at Shelly. She tried to calm it with a soulful rendition of "Wild Horses," but the horse wasn’t having it. It barreled into her like a f*cking linebacker, sending her flying into a fruit cart.

The cop just laughed, tipping her hat and saying, “He’s got hell in his soul!” Meanwhile, the band watched in shock as the horse snorted, reared again, and trotted off like it had just won the Kentucky Derby. Shelly, lying in the dirt with oranges rolling around her, shouted, “Your horse is a menace, a f*cking beast!” But the cop just smirked and said, “He’s got flair, sweetie. Flair to spare.”

That night, back at their dingy London flat, Shelly picked up her guitar and started strumming. “Horse knocked me down like a fucking linebacker…” she sang, and the band joined in, turning the absurd incident into their biggest hit. By the Summer of ‘67, "Horse Knocked Me Down (Like a F*cking Linebacker!)" was blasting from radios everywhere, and Astral Society was forever known as the band that got taken out by a horse.

As for the horse? Rumor has it it’s still out there, galloping through the streets of London, looking for its next victim. 🐴🎸✨

*Band Members*

Shelly "Starlight" Winters - Role: Lead Singer, Tambourine. Vibe: Fiery, free-spirited frontwoman with a voice that can shatter windows and a tambourine she wields like a weapon.

Jasper Wilder - Role: Second Singer/Backup, Rhythm Guitar. Vibe: Smooth-talking harmonizer with a knack for catchy melodies and a mysterious smile.

Cosmo Rivers - Role: Bass Guitar. Vibe: Laid-back groove master with a love for funky riffs and philosophical musings.

Orion Sparks - Role: Drums.Vibe: Hyper-energetic wildcard with a galaxy-painted drum kit and a knack for explosive solos.

Luna Rayne - Role: Lead Guitar. Vibe: Quiet, introspective guitar wizard whose solos are said to open portals to other dimensions.

🔴 DISCLAIMER: This is an AI Music Comedy Channel! The artist & band stories are fictitious, and lyrics won’t be historically accurate—think “what if they sang about this in that era” for laughs. If you're here for serious music history, this ain't it. But if you’re here to kick back and enjoy some wild tunes, welcome to the party! 😆🎶

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