In these surreal, frightening times, I've been realizing more than ever how helplessly reliant and dependent I am, as a non-smart person, on all the incredibly intelligent, hard-working professionals who've dedicated their lives to becoming experts in their respective fields. To the doctors, healthcare workers, epidemiologists, immunologists, microbiologists, and all the other "ists," we would be F%*ked without you. Thank you for all the years of studying and work you put in in order to be ready to go to battle for us right now.