
Welcome to 9000UK – a music project created by Ioannis Ntizoglou, a Greek songwriter living in the UK, blending soulful lyrics, modern AI sound, and positive energy. Every track is written with purpose, crafted to uplift, heal, and inspire. From gospel and reggae-infused beats to feel-good anthems and heartfelt stories, this channel is a home for music with meaning.
She just got back from swimming—and chaos is on the line.
This is her call to arms: a scalding, glittery, duck-filled teenage demand for comfort. A noisy indie rock comedy born in chlorine and wrath.
"STEAM IT UP LIKE A VOLCANO!"
✍️ Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou
🎤 Performed by 9000UK
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🎬 Video Chapters
00:00 - Intro – Phone Call to Dad
00:17 - Verse 1 – Chlorine Queen Chaos
00:47 - Pre-Chorus – The Threat
01:05 - Chorus – Run. The. Bath.
01:35 - Verse 2 – The Drive Home
02:05 - Bridge – Mental Health in Bubble Wrap
02:35 - Final Chorus – Duck-Enhanced Rage
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🎵 Run Me a Bath (By 9000UK)
(Lyrics by Ioannis Ntizoglou)
Intro
“Ring Ring – Dad, Dad. It’s me. Bath. On. Now. Or ELSE.”
(BEEP)
Verse 1
Just finished swimming, I smell like a pool,
Chlorine queen in a towel duel.
Showered at the gym? That’s a myth—
You know I need bubbles, scalding and swift.
Goggles still on, hair like a broom,
Feet like prunes, dragging my doom.
So RUN the bath, Dad—no debates!
I wanna marinate my teenage fate.
Pre-Chorus
Chuck in the Radox, two if you care,
I wanna soak like royalty in despair.
If it’s not boiling, I’m calling Mum—
Or worse, I’ll post this song on Instagram.
Chorus
Ring Ring... DAD!
RUN ME A BATH — THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
This is real! A bath for me is the real deal.
I just swam laps with vengeance and skill,
My bones are soup and my will is nil.
Ring Ring... DAD!
STEAM IT UP LIKE A VOLCANO!
Add glitter. Add ducks. Add spa drama.
I’m tired, I’m wet, I’m full of wrath—
So now-now-NOW, turn the taps on and RUN. MY. BATH.
Verse 2
Trackies on, I’m in the car,
Mum’s got snacks but they won’t go far.
It’s the bath I need—my final form,
A sleepy dragon in a steamy storm.
Told you once, told you thrice,
Last time you forgot? It was NOT nice.
So don’t mess it up, don’t kill the vibe—
I want full submersion. Peace prescribed.
Bridge
Dad, hear me now:
This is not just soap and splash—
It’s mental health in bubble wrap.
It’s me time. Steam time.
Silence-the-world-with-a-mug-of-tea time.
And if I step through the door and it’s cold…
YOU. ARE. DONE.
Chorus
Ring Ring... DAD!
RUN ME A BATH OR I’M MOVING OUT!
I’ll live at the gym with a sponge and a pout.
Don’t test a teen with chlorine rage—
Just fill the tub and let me disengage!
Ring Ring... DAD!
I NEED THAT WATER HOT ENOUGH TO FORGIVE!
A Roman emperor wouldn’t even live
Like I do... IF you do the task:
So run me the bath, Dad. Please. Just ask.
Outro
“Okay. I’m five minutes away.
Don’t forget the rubber duck.
You always forget the rubber duck.”