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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn
Well, honey, sit down, let’s have a chat,
About those boys you keep bringing back.
They’re sweet as pie, but I gotta say,
Most of ‘em are just lost in the fray.
Like mismatched socks tossed on the floor,
They don’t know what they want; they just want more.
You think they're diamonds? Oh girl, take heed!
Some of them are more like… junkyard weeds.
Oh oh oh, men are just like socks—
A little threadbare and full of holes!
You’ll find 'em warm when it’s cold outside,
But one good wash will leave ‘em dry.
So when they stumble and trip on their lies,
Just remember darling—men are idiots in disguise!
Now don’t get me wrong; there's gems out there,
But they’re buried deep under layers of hair.
They flex their muscles and puff up their chests,
But can’t even remember where they put their vests.
They’ll promise you dinner at seven o’clock,
Then show up late with a soggy box of rocks.
And when it comes to love—oh babe—take note:
Half of ‘em can’t even steer a boat!
Oh oh oh, men are just like socks—
A little threadbare and full of holes!
You’ll find 'em warm when it’s cold outside,
But one good wash will leave ‘em dry.
So when they stumble and trip on their lies,
Just remember darling—men are idiots in disguise!
So laugh it off girl; don’t take it to heart—
These clumsy fools won’t tear you apart!
Just keep your chin up while you date these crowns
One day you'll find your king among all these clowns.
Oh oh oh, men are just like socks—
A little threadbare and full of holes!
You’ll find 'em warm when it’s cold outside,
But one good wash will leave ‘em dry.
So if he fumbles or stumbles through life,
Just remember honey—you’re the star that shines bright!
Yeah, darling my dear—with each silly fight,
Keep laughing and loving till you find Mr. Right.
‘Cause men may be goofy and sometimes make messes,
But love’s worth the giggles—even with all its stresses!