running round climbing ladders dodgin shoots
playing twister in a minefield
with guitars and army boots
i was worried bout my buddies if they'd have my back
we used to have different opinions
now we have different facts
you gotta break a few eggs for an omelet
i heard somebody preach
well where the hell is my omelet
i been cracked and now i'd like some quiche
at this point i'll take a dog
i'll take a dog and let him lead
and we can vote on the lawn one nation under dawg
and he'll be loyal as he can be
i watched some netflix some cspan and most of disney plus
i watched an old man drop the torch i saw em stumble off the teleprompt pause repeat line
and old macdonald had a farm and a hillabilly elegy
a plastic Jesus biggot phony southern boy figurine but he's advanced
some serious folks dropped some serious balls
the folks who's jobs to handle balls
now blame is one hot potato
ya toss to someone else to take the fall
at this point i'll take a dog
i'l take a dog and let him lead
we can vote on the lawn one nation under dawg
and he'll be loyal as he can be
yea a golden retriever ain't no great deciever
and a labrador ain't gonna lie
I'd trust a siberian husky with all of this money
i'd even trust a pug before I trust these guys
give the whole nation to a dalmation
grant the eagle to the beagle
it don't matter what breed
hand a poodle the reigns
I know it sounds insane
but if we're gonna act like 'em they might as well lead
at this point I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let 'em lead
and we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
and he'll be loyal as he can be