
10) Obama administration declares personal hygiene at all time high citing sales spike of shower lining material aka Regolith.
9) January 3, 2009: Riot police put on high alert as throngs of teens descend upon countless Walmart stores.
8) January 3, 2009: 20 minutes later riot police stand down after storming countless Walmart stores and only finding throngs of well behaved teens gathered around one lonely Orbit ball.
7) Future AIG bonuses will be paid in used moon rocks.
6) Your teacher is unwilling to increase your exam final question points from 2 to 15 not caring that you answered it in the final 20 seconds.
5) Stock market soars on rumors that bank bailout money is being re-routed to fund new FIRST team development.
4) You find yourself pondering deep questions like whether on the moon McDonalds sells a 1/4 pounder or a 1/24 pounder?
3) Parents are once again bewildered on the best way to communicate with their teens. C++ or LabVIEW?
2) Your college admissions officer suspects a slight embellishment on your application questioning your 38 missions to the lunar surface.
1) You have found your perfect next vehicle.... (see video)