
Captain Rescue shows up to burn Smiling Friends alive after Robotnik puts them in a pot. He then gets an er*ction, which causes him to m*rder people, whether they make fun of it or complement him. Sonic then rightfully roasts him, and Robotnik tells him he's not a funny YTPer anymore. This, and the fact that Robotnik is b*nging his wife, makes him su*c*dal, but he comes out of it thanks to Smiling Friends (even though he burned them alive) and Tails (even though he m*rdered him with a shovel), but mostly because of Judge Judy. Meanwhile, Sonic excitedly runs into a trap and proceeds to poop in it, disgusting Robotnik beyond belief. Captain Rescue and Tails drive his rocket to Sonic, but then CR changes his mind and instead decides to k*ll Chris Brown and take the Doublemint Gum from him. In the end, we learn the truth about older people, which is that they can be very old, and they often d*e.
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