My Food Songs Do Not Make Sense | by 9000UK | A Noisy Rock Comedy Featuring Lasagne, Soup & Chaos

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My Food Songs Do Not Make Sense, noisy rock, absurd comedy, food-inspired music, indie experimental, chaotic lyrics, lasagne song, tiramisu punk, UK music artist, Black Midi humour, unhinged album, 9000UK.

Welcome to 9000UK – a music project created by Ioannis Ntizoglou, a Greek songwriter living in the UK, blending soulful lyrics, modern AI sound, and positive energy. Every track is written with purpose, crafted to uplift, heal, and inspire. From gospel and reggae-infused beats to feel-good anthems and heartfelt stories, this channel is a home for music with meaning.
🥄 A screaming soup, a sulking kebab, and a fried egg with an agenda…
My Food Songs Do Not Make Sense is 9000UK’s most chaotic noisy rock comedy track — a surreal kitchen opera of emotional food and unhinged sound.
Whether you're laughing, screaming, or questioning your dinner's intentions — welcome to the strangest food-based concept album ever made.

“Fruit & veg formed a riot band—just noise and pesticides”

🧠 From the album: “My Food Songs Do Not Make Sense” — featuring:

My Food Songs Do Not Make Sense

CRISPY RICE

soup

kebab

tortilla

extra hot curry

fruit & veg

chicken wrap

burger

fried egg

noodles

tiramisu

pasta

lasagne

✍️ Written by 9000UK (Ioannis Ntizoglou)

🎥 TikTok Short: [Coming Soon]
📱 Instagram Short: [Coming Soon]

📍 Video Chapters:
00:00 - Intro – CRISPY RICE Wisdom
00:20 - Verse 1 – Love Song for Lasagne
00:52 - Pre-Chorus – Chicken Wrap Escapes
01:15 - Chorus – Fried Egg Meltdown
01:45 - Verse 2 – Soup Stares into Your Soul
02:15 - Bridge – No More Bun-Solos
02:45 - Final Chorus – Noodles in Suspense

🗨️ QUESTION FOR YOU:
Which food deserves its own concept album? Comment your wildest dish idea below 🍤🎸

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🍽 Final Word: If your dinner’s got feelings… maybe it’s got a fanbase.

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🎵 My Food Songs Do Not Make Sense (By 9000UK)
(Lyrics by Ioannis Ntizoglou)
Intro
I wrote a ballad to a carrot.
The carrot didn’t reply.
Now I scream at fruit in public.
Because CRISPY RICE told me to.
Because soup made me feel again.
Because this album is hungry... and unhinged.

Verse 1
I made a love song for lasagne
But it slipped right off the plate
Tried to serenade a kebab
Now it's ghosting me with hate
I hummed a tune at tortilla
It flipped me mid-chorus
Then extra hot curry showed up late—
Just to roast the chorus

Pre-Chorus
Fruit & veg formed a riot band—just noise and pesticides
My chicken wrap left a breakup note and fled to the countryside
I wrote a disco for burger — it started flipping out
Now there’s lettuce crowd-surfing and ketchup's got some clout

Chorus
My food songs do not make sense!
The fried egg just took offence!
Noodles dropped a diss track—
With chopsticks on defence!
The fridge has formed a jazz trio
With tiramisu on drums!
My food songs do not make sense!
But they’ve got… taste and crumbs.

Verse 2
I pitched a record deal to pasta
But it boiled away my rights
Then lasagne dropped a concept album
On "Layers of Inner Fights"
I tried to collab with CRISPY RICE
But it crackled like a diva
And soup just stared back at me
Like a postmodern Mona Lisa

Bridge
NO MORE BUN-SOLOS!
NO MORE TOFU VERSE!
I WON’T YODEL TO A BURGER!
I WON’T BE SAUCED AND CURSED!
I SMASHED A MIC INTO TORTILLA—
AND IT SAID "THANK YOU, NEXT!"
NOW I'M STALKED BY A FRIED EGG
WHO'S WRITING AN OP-ED TEXT!

Chorus
My food songs do not make sense!
The noodles are in suspense!
My kitchen is a mosh pit—
And the chicken wrap wants tense!
Fruit & veg just started drama
With kebab and tiramisu
My food songs do not make sense!
But somehow... they still chew.

Outro
Soup opened for Pavement.
Tiramisu closed for Kraftwerk.
I opened the fridge—and they all stared back.
I'm not okay.
But I’m… full.