
Frederick Douglass shows up in Cory's room to interrupt his j*ck-off session, roast him, rap about b*nging his sister, and just generally be a nuisance. It isn't all bad though; he introduces Cory to some important historical figures, like the creator of the bathtub, the first person to break the sound barrier while fighting a grizzly bear, the first person to eat an entire supreme pizza, the first human, the first woman to beat Pokemon Black or White (he doesn't say which one), Mary Poppins, and a broke a*s b*tch who owes him a million dollars. After waking up several years older at the White House, Cory is very concerned with everyone being let down by each other.
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