
Written,produced and performed by Toni Hatakka
So during the pandemic one has not grown exactly fond of remote meetings and the shitshow that is Microsoft Teams.
This is my ode to MS Teams and THE POWER OF COFFEE that carries us over those bloody tedious back-aching sessions of mire and misery.
Lyrics:
I open my Windows
Lay bare my soul
And click on the icon of Microsoft teams
It rouses my hatred, the rage in my veins
I need coffee
The searing darkness to couse my veins
This ancient power to break our chains
A prayer for the darkest of brews
The pale promise of day
Brings resurrection
Reanimate the ruin that is me
That is me
I open my Windows
Lay bare my soul
And click on the icon of Microsoft teams
It rouses my hatred, the rage in my veins
I need coffee
The searing darkness to couse my veins
This ancient power to break our chains
A prayer for the darkest of brews
We need coffee
Raise your chalices, in this coven of Teams
Cups imprinted with unfunny memes
Ravenous hunger for the unholy bean