DJ Serzh - Tinder 💃🏼 (Female version) Music video 2025

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Author and composer: DJ Serzh
Performed by: Suno AI

[Lyrics]

Tinder... It’s a dating maze
You swipe for a gem, but get a mental case
Looking for love, in a suit and smile…
But mostly I get... red flags in a pile

Swiped right... He showed up with his mom
Said: "She's our chaperone, stay calm"
Another brought slides of his liver scan
And asked if I believed in “cleansing plans”

One came dressed as a Roman knight
Said: "Call me Caesar — just for the night!"
Another brought his three pet rats
And called them his “emotional cats”

Tinder... It’s a circus, babe ...
Swipe for a prince, get a jester in shades
Wanted some charm, maybe dinner and laughs
Got a magician who vanished — with my cash!

One danced like he owned the floor
Then whispered: "I live with my four exes… and more..."
Oh, I wanted just sparks and a vibe
Not a man with a secret second life!

One asked if I’d co-sign his loan
Another FaceTimed… from a nursing home
One guy proposed — on the second bite
Of a shared sad taco on a Tuesday night

Is it me? Am I cursed by the swipe?
All I wanted was someone semi-normal, type:
Kind, funny, likes dogs, has a job...
Not a mime, or a wizard, or part of a mob

Tinder... It’s a dating roulette
Swipe for a vibe, get lifetime regret
Wanted a hug, maybe Netflix and calm
But they all come from a weird dot com

His photo had thick, dark waves on top
But he showed up bald — my jaw just dropped
He said... “Yeah, that pic’s from way back when…”
Dude, that was before the Internet then!

Tinder — it’s a dating maze
You swipe for a gem, but get a mental case
Looking for love, in a suit and smile…
But mostly I get... red flags in a pile

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