Swipe Left on Love

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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn aka VampyrWytch. Image: A.I. generated, edited by J.Lynn. Music and Vocals by Suno A.I. hip-hop, r&b, dark trap, rap, funny, danceable, female vocals

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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn

Oh, I’m swiping left on love, what a mess this has become,
Thought I’d find my silver lining, now I'm just a punchline in the sun.
Fifty shades of awkward dates, they keep me laughing through the pain,
So here’s to all the heartbreaks and bad jokes that drive me insane.

[Verse 1]
Met a guy named Steve at a coffee shop, thought he’d be my knight,
But he brought his mom along—said she keeps him grounded every night.
Ordered pumpkin spice with extra foam; I rolled my eyes so high—
He asked if I believed in ghosts; I almost choked on my chai.

Tried some online magic—got catfished by a clown!
His profile pic looked fierce but turned out he was wearing a frown.
Thought we’d dance under the stars, instead we tripped over our feet,
He whispered sweet nothings while fumbling for his cheat sheet.

[Chorus]
Ohhh... where's the romance gone? It feels like ancient history.
I’m collecting awkward stories like they’re trophies made for me.
With every date it’s another round of “What’s your favorite show?”
Laughter's all I've got tonight—so let the punchlines flow!

[Verse 2]
Went out with Mark ; said he loved to travel far—
But then he pulled out slideshows from his trip to see his car!
“Look at these curves,” he grinned so wide—like it was quite profound…
I just wanted dinner, but got an automotive breakdown.

Last week met with Tom; thought we were on par
Ended up discussing our exes in a crowded karaoke bar.
He belted “Total Eclipse” while I laughed 'til I cried—
Then forgot my phone number when he tried to slide!

Ohhh... where's the romance gone? It feels like ancient history.
I’m collecting awkward stories like they’re trophies made for me.
With every date it’s another round of “What’s your favorite show?”
Laughter's all I've got tonight—so let the punchlines flow!

So here’s to those nights under flickering lights,
To blind dates that end up as comic highlights!
Love might be elusive, but laughter's always near—
Pour another glass of wine and toast to facing fear.

Dating apps and misadventures fill my heart with beats so raw—
Every failed connection teaches lessons worth more than before!

Ohhh... where's the romance gone? It feels like ancient history.
But hey—I’ll keep on laughing while writing this mystery.
Each cringe-worthy moment makes for great tales of woe
Laughter protects my heart, from all the would-be beaus

Oh, I’m swiping left on love, what a mess this has become,
Thought I’d find my silver lining, now I'm just a punchline in the sun.
Fifty shades of awkward dates, they keep me laughing through the pain,
So here’s to all the heartbreaks and bad jokes that drive me insane.

"With every date it’s another round of “What’s your favorite show?”
Laughter's all I've got tonight—so let the punchlines flow!"