It’s Independence Day
Light a cherry bomb
And celebrate your independence
Renting in a subdivsion
Blowing up your neighbors lawn
It’s Independence Day
Have an ice cold beer
Or drink a cold white claw
But keep it hid from your pa
Cause today ain’t the day for coming out queer
Eat your hotdawg and shutup
Close yours eyes and thank god for beef
Even free range cows
Need a fence somehow
To keep em all nice and neat
It’s Independence Day
What kinda chips do you do
There’s a variety, cheddar cheese sour cream
But when you vote ya gotta pick from two
Pay your taxes and shut up
No telling what kinda bomb they’ll buy
And send it in the mail
To some war torn hell
But at least we know its for the good guys
It’s Independence Day
Go down a slipping slide
On the scale of free
From 1 two or three
Do ya think you’ll make it out alive
It’s Independence Day
And I’m glad for it
I'm thankful I can say
what I want to say
And not be killed by the government