
It goes 1 2 3 and 2 the 4
Its not the d o double g
at your door
But a bomb ass rapper
With that old sound
So hitch a ride now
Back to the underground
We rocking them
Adidas sneakers
Big boom box with dope ass speakers
Macking that gold chain
While we hang
And all the fly honeys love our rap game
Rolling down the street in my mom's 64
She gave me lunch money and a can a coke
My pops said listen son don't you smoke
Youll end up dead and that's no joke
And Also make sure to wipe your ass clean
when you maturbate use that vasoline
My old man's wack and that's fo show
Were rollin on up
So answer the door
Get that party started right now
And take it to the floor
Shake dat ass out
And feel the flow
Bend down
And get some more
I met this chick at the party
She was down to get naughty naughty
And when she asked me to lick her anus
My mind when blank
As she touched my penis
I told her that I don't know fo show
I've never licked a womans butthole
But then she said hold up son
Sounds like you've licked a man's one
I said damn girl you are whack
I've never munched on a grown man's butt crack
But then she pushed my head below
I started to gag
I started to choke
I didn't know where or how to start
I closed my eyes and did my part
She zipped up her pants and said we're done
Now go downstairs send up the next one
I went downstairs and had a talk
With my homeboy there marky mark
He said this girl he was about to bang
Was upstairs now with another mang
My head was spining
My dick went flat
I knew that girl
Cause I ate her ass
I said don't sweat it now hear son
Trust me homeboy she ain't the one
He said how do you know for show
read my lips you don't want to know
Youre better off now to find a new one
Cause that girl upstairs ain't no fun
He said hold up
You Acting crazy
You talkin like she is nice and easy
He asked me have you been with her bro
I said Look at the time
I gots to go
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