Quoth the crackhead: "Nevermore"

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Created with Udio and remixed/edited
Written by R.J. Williamson

Once upon a poem shoddy, whilst I pondered on the potty
Over many a dank and odorous straining of a booty sore;
Suddenly there came a knocking, knocking at the bathroom door.
"Tis occupied," I cried demurely, "Surely your forbearance I implore!"

"But you see, there is another, and as I am spraying thunder,"
"Giving birth just like a mother to this turd my bowels bore,"
"Leave me hence, I plead!" At this, a ruffian battered down the door.
All at once, he entered, panting, eyes ablaze and bowels chanting

Of a violent evil, ranting, stewing from the night before;
Dropped his trousers then and there, and shat straight down upon the floor.
"V-vile crackhead, leave!" I stuttered, but he squatted there and muttered;
Just a single word he uttered.
Quoth the crackhead: "Nevermore."

Violently I slapped the villain, but he bodied me like Krillin
And I needed penicillin for the hole in me he tore.
"Please," I begged him from the corner, "To thyself some dignity restore!"
"Take thyself out from my house and pick thy deuce up off my floor!"

And that deuce, it still lies sitting, and that crackhead still is shitting,
Shitting on my bathroom floor.
And he will be, evermore.