The Towman Can
(To the tune of The Candy Man Can)
Who drops in from the back, with a rope in his hand,
And cuts off the paddler who's got the wave planned?
The towman can, oh, the towman can,
'Cause he thinks the rules bend for his jet ski band! His jet ski band!
Who whips up the chaos, like a circus in the sea,
And leaves the locals grumbling, "This ain't how it should be!"
The towman can, oh, the towman can,
But respect for wave priority—he does misunderstand!
The towman can, oh, the towman can,
'Cause he thinks the rules bend for his jet ski band! His jet ski band!
🎶 So next time you’re towing, here’s a tip to understand,
Find an empty reef break, or be banned from the sand! 🎶
The towman can, oh, the towman can,
'Cause he thinks the rules bend for his jet ski band! His jet ski band!