You know, it's the famous short story they teach in school as an example of dramatic irony: Girl sells her hair to get her man a chain for his watch, guy sells his watch to get her a comb for her hair, guy sees there's an amazing sale right now on hats that say DUMBASS on them, guy decides not to buy the comb after all because the hat will look great on her and he can save a few extra bucks to buy a Lunchly.