Dating at My Age

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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn aka VampyrWytch. Image: A.I. generated, edited by J.Lynn. Music and Vocals by Suno A.I. southern rock, country, pop, dark trap, rap, funny, party, danceable, female vocals

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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn

Well, I swiped right on a cowboy, thought he’d be my knight,
But he showed up in flip-flops, talkin' ‘bout his pet iguana tonight.
I laughed so hard it hurt me; it’s like a comedy show,
Tryin’ to find Mr. Perfect while dodging all the low blows.

Oh, dating at my age ain’t no walk in the park,
It’s more like trippin’ over love in the dark.
With every awkward meetup and heartbreak galore,
I’m just a queen lookin' for her king— but honey, what’s this for?
Just a punchline in this love game that we play... ohhhh!
Dating at my age is a real hoedown display!

Had a dinner with a doctor who couldn’t stop his coughs,
He said he loved long walks— well darling, not when you scoff!
The waiter spilled our drinks and then slipped on the floor,
I picked him up and said “Well sir, I’ve had worse dates before!”

Oh, dating at my age ain’t no walk in the park,
It’s more like trippin’ over love in the dark.
With every awkward meetup and heartbreak galore,
I’m just a queen lookin' for her king— but honey what’s this for?
Just a punchline in this love game that we play… ohhhh!
Dating at my age is a real hoedown display!

Now don’t get me wrong; I still believe in romance!
But it feels more like two left feet trying to dance.
From cringy pickup lines to bad dad jokes on cue,
I’d rather sit alone with some ice cream than deal with the likes of you!

Oh dating at my age ain't no walk in the park,
It's finding goldfish when you're hoping for sharks.
With every awkward meetup and heartbreak galore,
I'm just tryin' to write my story while they keep slamming doors.
Just another chapter of laughs wrapped up in dismay... ohhhh!
Dating at my age is quite the funny ballet!

So here’s to all us ladies who are out here making waves—
We’ll laugh through all these mishaps and embrace our wild ways.
‘Cause even if it stings when love's gone astray,
We'll raise our glasses high 'cause life’s too short to delay!