Joe Rogan talks with Trump about stolen election (rap)

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Was the election stolen? Or is it a big lie?

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Joe Rogan:
Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience, today I am platforming people who have been factually disproven because i am fair and unbiased. Welcome Donald Trump, Guiliani, and Ted Cruz. guys...

Joe:
soon enough this woke culture won’t allow us to talk

Trump:
yes thanks for having us on your talk show to allow us to talk

Joe:
This PC culture says white men have to be stopped

Trump:
so true - I went on my PC and found out i was blocked

Rudy:
Yes cancel culture is ruining free thought with cheap scandals

Joe:
So tell me about Liz Cheney -

Trump:
Oh she’s cancelled

Trump:
republicans who don’t support me support tyranny

Joe:
So let’s talk about the election, was it really a conspiracy?

Giuliani:
yes this stolen election puts our democracy in danger

Joe:
but have you ever done DMT in a cryogenic chamber?

Trump:
yes I have seen the DNC crying in their chamber

Ted Cruz:
Wait Pellossi’s on DMT? That explains her behavior

Trump:
But Yes Joe Rogan, The election was stolen
Fraud by mail, dead people voting

Giuliani:
Mail means Fraud - we all know that connection

Trump:
well except for when I voted by mail in the last election

Ted:
The fact mail in votes are even allowed is really scary

Giulliani:
Except our boys from the army, those votes are necessary

Trump:
yes i take no issue with mail from the military

Ted:
Well I think ONLY males should be allowed in the military

Joe:
true.. But what would you say to those ..
who say vote in mail already works in six states?

Ted:
well those are all lib states - so that is a mistake

Rudy:
we're gunna trust a liberal system in California and Oregon?

Joe:
what about Utah?

Trump:
no not Utah I love my mormons

Giuiliani:
Just look at the dead people voting! Isn’t it obvious??

Rogan:
Do you think it could be tied to some kind of zombie apocalypse?

Ted:
No it’s liberals identifying as dead for the caucasus

Trump:
ughh these snowflakes and their identity politics

Rogan:
couldn’t a dead dude have the same name as a living dude??

Trump:
that’s just fake news being pushed by the liberals

Rogan:
Well I know more than one Joe, it’s not a concern to me

Trump:
The same name?? I thought the libs wanted diversity

Giulliani:
Plus those dominion voting machines are rigged and can’t be trusted

Ted:
They were probably sent over from the dominion republic!

Joe:
so this is all a conspiracy that was democrat run?

Trump:
yes these sneaky libs corruption is second to none

Joe:
But republicans still gained seats when the election was done
Wouldn’t dems cheat for all positions instead of just one
And there also be more seats in the senate they won?

Trump:
So true! these lazy libs can’t get anything done
Election night I was leading, but votes got buried in ditches,
We were winning, then we weren’t, seems very suspicious

Trump:
I broke records with my campaign, don’t know where you heard it from -
got more votes than any president

Joe:
except the current one

Giuliani:
We’ve filed 62 cases, all standing on fair ground,

Trump:
that’s more law suits than a men’s warehouse!

Joe:
Good point, but wait, didn’t you lose all the suits?

Trump:
That’s what the lame-stream media wants you to assume

Giuliani:
That dead voter in Pennsylvania, that was open and shut
Hard proof of voter fraud

Ted:
*whispering* that guy voted for Trump

Trump:
Fake news, classic LYING TED
Of course the zodiac killer would try and speak for the dead

Giuliani:
Even the fact it happened proves there’s corruption in it,
And this whole conspiracy falls on the justice system

Trump:
So true Rudy, the whole system are fake friends,
But not the judges we appointed, i don’t wanna blame them

Giuliani:
Look trump wouldn’t lie about rigging, the guy is so honest

Ted:
even tho he did it to me at the iowa caucus

Trump:
SHUTUP TED! YOUR WIFE IS OBNOXIOUS

Giuliani:
Who even invited this toxic virus from congress?

Ted: well said mr. president

Joe:
So just to be completely clear Donald, you, the most powerful man on earth, the leader of the free world, in spite of controlling the white house, the senate, the supreme court, the post office, and most state governments, you still had the election stolen from you without them leaving a trace of evidence?

Trump:
Exactly, Joe.

Joe:
sheesh, those guys are good