Fox News vs MSNBC | Cartoon Rap Battle (feat Hannity, Maddow, Kanye)

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SEAN HANNITY
Welcome to the Sean Hannity Show
Elections 2020
Who could possibly give Trump
a run for his money?
Heā€™s so far ahead
itā€™s hard to see him from a distance
Iā€™m squinting, looking for competition
to his 2020 vision

RACHEL MADDOW
Thanks for tuning in with me to MSNBC
A bunch of Dems, three Republicans,
one presidential seat
How can the patriotic right
give Trump respect at all
when heā€™s just the last piece
of a Russian nesting doll?

HANNITY
Rachel, Iā€™m tired of your insanity
Trump is a doll?
Letā€™s have this out, right now
once and for all
Letā€™s debate this upcoming election
Iā€™ve got time
Assemble your best crew
cause Iā€™ve got mine

MADDOW
Trump is going down
I have a list full of guests
Comedians, news guys, political reps
Live and direct,
no more subliminal threats
Now weā€™ll show you
what we mean by the ā€œliberal leftā€

HANNITY
Alright, a little help from my friends
Go get ā€˜em!

DOOCEY
Itā€™s Fox & Friends,
up like the economy lately
Our guy Trumpā€™s looking sturdy
where Obama was shaky

KILMEADE
The radical left is talking Communist-crazy

DOOCEY
Bunch of clowns in the ring, like Barnum & Bailey

MADDOW
That was trash
Iā€™m tagging in Whoopie

WHOOPIE
Yā€™all got ā€œfriendsā€ in the name
and yet no one really likes you
Iā€™m so sick of the rightā€™s views
The people need the right view
You never call Trump out
The way that you play it safeā€™s
like Area 51, scared to alienate your base

HANNITY
Youā€™re making allegations
and you really need to stop, though
Weā€™re a news outlet
The View is a daytime talk show

MADDOW
You call yourself a news network?
For Fox sake
itā€™s no meme when I ask
What does the fox say?

STEPHEN COLBERT
I love Trumpā€™s articulate tweets
Despite negative press covfefe
itā€™s almost like he could do this in his sleep
Hereā€™s the clip of the week
of somebody who looks like an orange
getting impeached

BEN SHAPIRO
Stephen Colbert telling us
whoā€™s not presidential?
Go back to where your act belongs
on Comedy Central
If you want it safe for Middle East,
you better vote for Donny
Heā€™ll take out the other candidates
like he did Soleimani

TOMI LAHREN
Trump will win in 2020
I mean, look at the economy
It'll be like taking candy
from a socialist wannabe
The libsā€™ political climateā€™s
getting cold and stormy
Of course these snowflakes
want to believe in global warming

JOHN OLIVER
Tomi, I know youā€™re always this close
to getting cancelled
But the only thing getting Stormy
ends with Daniels
Listen close, Democrats
I know this is tough
But saying "I'm Not Donald Trump"
won't be enough

ANN COULTER
Look, John, your critiques
are never this legitimate
But we have a national emergency
Our presidentā€™s an idiot
Just take a look at every
promise that heā€™s stalled
He canā€™t finish anything
I mean, the writingā€™s on the wall

HANNITY
Get her out of here!

KANYE WEST
La, la, la la
Trump and I both love money, right
La, la, la la
Other than that there's nothing, right?
Excuse me, was you saying Russians?
Uh uh, you canā€™t tell me nothing
Collusion, the only way that Trump wins
Uh uh, you canā€™t tell me nothing

TRUMP
Oh, look at my African American over here

HANNITY
Huge fan. Nice to meet you, Mr. Snoop
I think youā€™ll be a great
addition to the group
That MAGA hat looks great
on you and you were nice on the mic
Proves Trump supporters arenā€™t
only whites from the right

MADDOW
Ugh, how is that friendship even a thing?
I bet Trump got jealous
when Kanye said Jesus is King
Trump did a 180
Was a Democrat on the low
We cover the full 360 like Andersonā€™s show

ANDERSON COOPER
This is Anderson Cooper,
here in Middle America
where politics have stirred up
a little hysteria

TUCKER CARLSON
Well Iā€™m also reporting
from the heart of the nation
where Trump is strong as ever
with farmers and tradesmen
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CREDITS
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Created by Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Lincoln Project
Executive Producer: Reid Hoffman
Producers: Beau Lewis, Ian Alas
Director: Beau Lewis
Vocal Directors: Illmac, Frak
Writers: Illmac, Frak, Beau Lewis, Ben Parker, Brett Erlich, Random, Jordan Ranff, Seth Brown
Music: Chase Moore, Will ā€œVā€ Randolph, Causmic
Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20z
Animation: 6 Point Harness

CAST
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Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson: Matt McManus
Rachel Maddow, Ainsley Earhardt, Ann Coulter: Patty Mattson
Ben Shapiro, John Oliver: Ray William Johnson
Stephen Colbert, Steve Doocy, Don Trump Jr: Chris Wylde
Donald Trump: Jonathan Kite
Elizabeth Warren, Tomi Lahren: Dana Swanson
Arnold Schwartzenegger, Brian Kilmeade, Eric Trump: Mark Harley
Bernie Sanders: Michael Nathanson
Anderson Cooper, Ted Cruz, Joe Biden: Ted Evans
Whoopie Goldberg, Kanye West: Wattshomiequan


Susan Collins, Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Patty Matson
Ben Carson, Anthony Scaramucci: Conrad Kinsuzu
Mike Pence: Chase Moore

Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato

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