subscribe:
LYRICS š
------------
SEAN HANNITY
Welcome to the Sean Hannity Show
Elections 2020
Who could possibly give Trump
a run for his money?
Heās so far ahead
itās hard to see him from a distance
Iām squinting, looking for competition
to his 2020 vision
RACHEL MADDOW
Thanks for tuning in with me to MSNBC
A bunch of Dems, three Republicans,
one presidential seat
How can the patriotic right
give Trump respect at all
when heās just the last piece
of a Russian nesting doll?
HANNITY
Rachel, Iām tired of your insanity
Trump is a doll?
Letās have this out, right now
once and for all
Letās debate this upcoming election
Iāve got time
Assemble your best crew
cause Iāve got mine
MADDOW
Trump is going down
I have a list full of guests
Comedians, news guys, political reps
Live and direct,
no more subliminal threats
Now weāll show you
what we mean by the āliberal leftā
HANNITY
Alright, a little help from my friends
Go get āem!
DOOCEY
Itās Fox & Friends,
up like the economy lately
Our guy Trumpās looking sturdy
where Obama was shaky
KILMEADE
The radical left is talking Communist-crazy
DOOCEY
Bunch of clowns in the ring, like Barnum & Bailey
MADDOW
That was trash
Iām tagging in Whoopie
WHOOPIE
Yāall got āfriendsā in the name
and yet no one really likes you
Iām so sick of the rightās views
The people need the right view
You never call Trump out
The way that you play it safeās
like Area 51, scared to alienate your base
HANNITY
Youāre making allegations
and you really need to stop, though
Weāre a news outlet
The View is a daytime talk show
MADDOW
You call yourself a news network?
For Fox sake
itās no meme when I ask
What does the fox say?
STEPHEN COLBERT
I love Trumpās articulate tweets
Despite negative press covfefe
itās almost like he could do this in his sleep
Hereās the clip of the week
of somebody who looks like an orange
getting impeached
BEN SHAPIRO
Stephen Colbert telling us
whoās not presidential?
Go back to where your act belongs
on Comedy Central
If you want it safe for Middle East,
you better vote for Donny
Heāll take out the other candidates
like he did Soleimani
TOMI LAHREN
Trump will win in 2020
I mean, look at the economy
It'll be like taking candy
from a socialist wannabe
The libsā political climateās
getting cold and stormy
Of course these snowflakes
want to believe in global warming
JOHN OLIVER
Tomi, I know youāre always this close
to getting cancelled
But the only thing getting Stormy
ends with Daniels
Listen close, Democrats
I know this is tough
But saying "I'm Not Donald Trump"
won't be enough
ANN COULTER
Look, John, your critiques
are never this legitimate
But we have a national emergency
Our presidentās an idiot
Just take a look at every
promise that heās stalled
He canāt finish anything
I mean, the writingās on the wall
HANNITY
Get her out of here!
KANYE WEST
La, la, la la
Trump and I both love money, right
La, la, la la
Other than that there's nothing, right?
Excuse me, was you saying Russians?
Uh uh, you canāt tell me nothing
Collusion, the only way that Trump wins
Uh uh, you canāt tell me nothing
TRUMP
Oh, look at my African American over here
HANNITY
Huge fan. Nice to meet you, Mr. Snoop
I think youāll be a great
addition to the group
That MAGA hat looks great
on you and you were nice on the mic
Proves Trump supporters arenāt
only whites from the right
MADDOW
Ugh, how is that friendship even a thing?
I bet Trump got jealous
when Kanye said Jesus is King
Trump did a 180
Was a Democrat on the low
We cover the full 360 like Andersonās show
ANDERSON COOPER
This is Anderson Cooper,
here in Middle America
where politics have stirred up
a little hysteria
TUCKER CARLSON
Well Iām also reporting
from the heart of the nation
where Trump is strong as ever
with farmers and tradesmen
...
CREDITS
-------------
Created by Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Lincoln Project
Executive Producer: Reid Hoffman
Producers: Beau Lewis, Ian Alas
Director: Beau Lewis
Vocal Directors: Illmac, Frak
Writers: Illmac, Frak, Beau Lewis, Ben Parker, Brett Erlich, Random, Jordan Ranff, Seth Brown
Music: Chase Moore, Will āVā Randolph, Causmic
Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20z
Animation: 6 Point Harness
CAST
-------
Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson: Matt McManus
Rachel Maddow, Ainsley Earhardt, Ann Coulter: Patty Mattson
Ben Shapiro, John Oliver: Ray William Johnson
Stephen Colbert, Steve Doocy, Don Trump Jr: Chris Wylde
Donald Trump: Jonathan Kite
Elizabeth Warren, Tomi Lahren: Dana Swanson
Arnold Schwartzenegger, Brian Kilmeade, Eric Trump: Mark Harley
Bernie Sanders: Michael Nathanson
Anderson Cooper, Ted Cruz, Joe Biden: Ted Evans
Whoopie Goldberg, Kanye West: Wattshomiequan
Susan Collins, Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Patty Matson
Ben Carson, Anthony Scaramucci: Conrad Kinsuzu
Mike Pence: Chase Moore
Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato