
Some bands scream into the void. Some summon the dark forces of chaos. But we… we channel the unholy might of the feline overlords.
This is The Purr Meowhem, the first and only black metal hymn dedicated to our most kvlt companions—cats. 🖤
Hissing, growling, and shredding, they are the true rulers of the underworld (and the couch).
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Lyrics:
Through the night they creep and prowl,
Silent hunters, fierce and foul.
Dark as shadows, bright as flame,
Chaos strikes—none can tame!
Socks go missing, vases fall,
Claws on curtains, they climb the wall.
One swift pounce, a sudden bite,
Then they purr like all is right.
Hiding, waiting, tails held high,
Pouncing swift as they fly by.
Scratch, attack, then curl up tight,
Purring kings of endless night!
Meowhem rising, shelves will fall,
Scratching the doors, ignoring your call!
Fearless hunters, wild and free,
Meow, meow, meow—bow to thee!
Sunrise comes, they fade away,
Dreaming mischief, plotting prey.
But when the moon reclaims the sky,
The feline rebellion will never die!
Meow! Meow! Meoooow!
Meow! Meow! Meoooow!
Paws on tables, eyes that gleam,
The ruler sits, the world his dream.
With regal grace, yet full of spite,
A single swipe—goodbye to light!
Stalking, leaping, whispers low,
Knocking down all things in tow.
Chaos rules where felines tread,
Bowing only when they’re fed!
Meowhem rising, shelves will fall,
Scratching the doors, ignoring your call!
Fearless hunters, wild and free,
Meow, meow, meow—bow to thee!
Daylight breaks, they slip from sight,
Silent phantoms, lost in light.
But when dusk calls and shadows grow,
The reign of chaos starts to flow!