Trump has a hard two weeks' night ahead of him. While he takes his time, lets reflect on his many promises of two weeks. Beatles style!Created with Suno and @Hailuoai_MiniMax
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Well he woke up late in a spray-on tan
Said “I might just have to bomb Iran,
Then I’ll lose half my MAGA guys,
And lose the midterms, ruin my rise.
“Well, maybe yes, maybe no...
Let’s wait two weeks and see how it goes!”
Two weeks!
That’s how long he's always saying
Two weeks!
The standard Trump fake weigh in.
A wall, vaccine, a brand new health care plan
Two weeks, it's long enough to forget where he stands.
He said he’d end that Obama care,
“Something better, folks, it’s almost there,
We’ve got the best plans, it’s a fact,
In two weeks flat we’ll I’m gonna act.
But seven years now, what do we see?
A concept of a plan, playin hide and seek.
Two weeks!
Just wait and watch the master work
Two weeks!
Til truth and fiction do a twerk
The tax returns, the China trade—
It’s always two weeks away!
“I’m gonna let you know in Two weeks,”
“Two weeks… Two weeks… Two weeeeks…”
He'll roll out charts with sharpie lines,
“It’s Infrastructure Week — there's lot’s a time!”
But nothing gets fixed, not roads, not rails,
Just golf scores, doc visits, and tall tales.
"Just a couple more days!” he will tweet,
“Two weeks max, you’ll see concrete!”
Two weeks!
It’s always ‘round the bend
Two weeks!
Like a sequel that won’t end
The Covid myths, immigration plans
Two weeks from dumb is just the start!
Now he’s pacing at camp David,
“I might bomb Tehran,” he really said.
But Fox says ratings are too slow—
“Let’s tease it out like a TV show!”
Lindsey Graham yells, “Do it now!”
But Tucker and Bannon are having a cow.
Two weeks!
The promise, and the anticipation
Two weeks!
To ponder on destroying a nation
Will he nuke em, chicken out, or make a deal?
We’ll know...
Two weeks is never real.
🎸 [End with jangly guitar riff and a cheeky “Ooooooh”]
“In two weeeeeeeeks!”
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