Life's a Funny Ride

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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn aka VampyrWytch. Image: A.I. generated, edited by J.Lynn. Music and Vocals by Suno A.I. Rock, rock-Opera, Metal, Punk, 90's grunge, Nu Metal, hip-hop, Death Metal, flirty, playful, funny delivery, upbeat, male vocals. Contains adult themes.

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Original Lyrics by J.Lynn


Woke up this mornin’, man, what a sight, (sight, sight)
My reflection’s a stranger in the harsh daylight. (daylight)
Once I was a lion, now I’m just a cat, (here pussy, pussy!)
Got these wrinkles and memories like an old baseball bat. -- (just an old bat!)-----

I’m laughin’ at my belly that jiggles like jelly, (so jelly)
And oh, those low hangers? Man, they’re feelin’ heavy! (heavy)
When I sit down quick, it’s a game of dodgeball, (dodgin' those balls)
Makin' friends with my balls when they take that fall! --- (ow, ow, ow)-----

Aging ain’t for the weak or faint of heart, (heart, heart)
We’re all just searchin’ for our missing parts. (missing parts)
With each little yelp when I hit that seat, (seat)
Life's a funny ride with no retreat. --- (no retreat... what a treat!)----

My hairline’s retreatin’, like it lost its way home, (home, home)
While my nose is sproutin' hairs like it found a new zone. (new zone)
Every time I look down at my feet in despair, (despair)
It’s not just my vision—man, I swear it's unfair! --- (it's unfair)----

Twenty minutes to pee feels like climbin’ Everest; ---- (climb that mountain!)---
The toilet seat’s cold—it ain’t no kind of rest. (rest)
Gotta schedule those trips ‘cause nature calls loud; (loud)
In this body of mine—I’m feelin’ so proud! (proud!)

Aging ain’t for the weak or faint of heart, (heart, heart)
We're all just searchin' for our missing parts. (missing parts)
With each little yelp when I hit that seat, (seat)
Life's a funny ride with no retreat. --- (no retreat... what a treat!)---

Now ladies got their “gals” droppin’ too low— (so low!)
But we laugh through the pain as we let those jokes flow. (flow)
Like fine wine gettin' better or maybe more sour, (so sour!)
Each year brings wisdom—like an old flower power! --- (flower power!)----

We trade in our youth for some laugh lines and grace; (grace, grace)
With every grey hair comes another wild chase. (wild chase)
Yeah life might be slippin’, but we’re still on track— (track)
Rocking these years ‘til there ain't no lookin' back! --- (ain't no lookin' back!)----

Aging ain’t for the weak or faint of heart, (heart, heart)
We're all just searchin' for our missing parts. (missing parts)
With each little yelp when I hit that seat, (seat)
Life's a funny ride with no retreat. --- (no retreat... what a treat!)----

Aging ain’t for the weak or faint of heart, (heart, heart)
We're all just searchin' for our missing parts. (missing parts)
With each little yelp when I hit that seat, (seat)
Life's a funny ride with no retreat.--- (no retreat... what a treat!)----

So here’s to the laughs and the times we can share— (share!)
Embrace every wrinkle; show 'em you care! --- (show 'em you care!)----
‘Cause while bodies may sag and laughter may sting, (sting)
We’ll keep on rockin’ 'til we wear out those springs! --- (wear out those springs!)----