
The A.I. decided to put those words on its own, because all three are currently having a drought.
I like the edginess of those inputs, so I let them in, but it does not mean I want those places to flood; just rain as needed. A.I. understands the need for rain in those places, and I'm glad that I found out Japan was having issues with drought, which was unknown to me till A.I.. I already knew the other 2.
[0:00] – [Verse 1] ☔ [Drizzly guitar riff, lazy drums]
Monday’s bright, Tuesday’s clear,
Wednesday’s sun—no storm clouds near.
But Friday hits, and guess who’s back?
Gray skies rolling up like a needy ex…
[0:20] – [Pre-Chorus] 🙄
I just wanna hike, I just wanna play,
But you always show up on my getaway day.
Like a clingy friend who won’t take a hint,
You pour your heart out—I don’t want it!
[0:38] – [Chorus] 🌧️
WHY DOES THE RAIN LIKE ME SO MUCH?!
I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR COLD, WET TOUCH!
You flood my plans, you wreck my shoes,
I’m begging sunshine—PICK SOMEONE NEW!
[1:05] – [Verse 2] 🚶♂️ [Splashing bassline, annoyed vocals]
I tried ignoring you, I stayed inside,
But you tapped on my window like "Hey, let’s ride!"
I bought sunscreen—you laughed in my face,
Now my beach towel’s a soggy disgrace.
[1:25] – [Pre-Chorus] ⚡
I even checked the stupid forecast,
"10% chance"—that was bullshit, past!
You’re obsessed with my weekends, man,
Get a hobby—try drowning Japan!
[1:43] – [Chorus] 🌧️ [Even angrier, with hail-like cymbals]
WHY DOES THE RAIN LIKE ME SO MUCH?!
I’M NOT YOUR SOULMATE, I’M JUST YOUR CRUTCH!
You ruin BBQs, you kill my vibe,
I’d move to the desert—but you’d still subscribe!
[2:10] – [Bridge] 🌂
Look, Rain… we need to talk.
It’s not you, it’s… okay, it’s totally you.
Find another human to haunt on Saturdays,
Or I’m buying a flamethrower, k?
[2:30] – [Final Chorus] ☀️ [Defiant, sunny-keyboard break]
WHY DOES THE RAIN LIKE ME SO MUCH?!
I’LL WEAR A CLOUD COSTUME—JUST LOSE MY TOUCH!
Go bother farmers! Go flood L.A.!
JUST ONE WEEKEND—PLEASE* STAY AWAY!*