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MUSIC
Written and Performed by Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson, Jim Roach, and Brian Wecht
Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
Mixed by Jim Roach
Mastered by Dave Cooley at Elysian Masters
Recorded at Sonic Ranch in Tornillo, TX
Assistant Engineered by Diego Mendoza
CREDITS
Directed by Antony Manley
Animated by Antony Manley
Illustrations by Lisabaggy
LYRICS
Dan: Sonic the Hedgehog’s been our friend for years
Been through good times, bad times, laughter and tears
So when he told us that he and Amy falled in love
We were like
Arin: Oh damn
Dan: Oh fuck
Arin: Oh shit
Dan and Arin: Mazel tov!
Dan: He asked “would you guys help me plan the wedding?”
I was so excited that my pants started spreading
We sat down to write out the list of names
Of all the friends who were invited that he’d met in his games
Arin: It was quite a long list, longer than we’d expected
Dan: Yup!
Arin: But we had to get ‘em all, so nobody was disrespected
Dan: Like Knuckles, and Tails, and Blaze the Cat
And Rouge, a pair of boobies that’s attached to a bat
Arin: But there were lots of others that we hadn’t prepared for
Dan: Like Honey
Arin: Sticks
Dan: Whisper
Arin: Tangle
Dan: Bark the Polar Bear
Arin: Or a swallow named Wave or a hawk named Jet
Dan: Ugh, god are we done?
Arin: No not remotely yet, bitch!
Dan: You cannot be serious
Where did all these characters come from?
I must be delirious
But the list of names has just begun
It’s so mysterious
This seems like a bit of an excess
But they’ll all be cheering us
When this rodent wedding is a huge success
The big day came and the guests arrived
There were four thousand eight hundred seventy five
Arin: There was Mighty the Armadillo
Dan: And Charmy Bee
Arin: And Storm the Albatross
Dan: And Ronald the Tree
Arin: There was Cream the Rabbit
Dan: And Ricardo the Train
Arin: Steve the Television
Dan: And David the Cumstain
Kathy the Hippo showed up with Randall the Llama
Arin: And also Michael the Toilet
Dan: And Barack the Obama
Arin: “All right everyone”
Dan: Eggman suddenly cried
Arin: “That damn hedgehog’s knot is gonna get tied”
Dan: Everybody looked around, found their seats
As Shadow the Rabbi started to speak
Arin: Dearly beloved, we come from near and far
I don’t know or even fuckin’ care who half of you are
Dan: But before Sonic could give Amy the ring
Robotnik shot him with a laser
Arin: “Let’s do this thing!”
Dan: You cannot be serious
Forty-five rings flew in every direction
I must be delirious
The wedding ring mixed in with the collection
Amy looks furious
Things aren’t ever as bad as they seem
Soon she’ll be cheering us
If all Sonic’s friends work as a team
Dan: FIND THE RING!!
(chaos ensues)
Arin: I DO. Ha, alright!