Extra Hot Curry | by 9000UK | A Noisy Rock Comedy Explosion

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Extra Hot Curry, noisy rock comedy, experimental indie rock, chaotic punk energy, smart absurdism, UK underground music, unhinged vocals, weird rock, 9000UK, spicy music, avant-garde rock performance.

Welcome to 9000UK – a music project created by Ioannis Ntizoglou, a Greek songwriter living in the UK, blending soulful lyrics, modern AI sound, and positive energy. Every track is written with purpose, crafted to uplift, heal, and inspire. From gospel and reggae-infused beats to feel-good anthems and heartfelt stories, this channel is a home for music with meaning.
🔥 Ever been destroyed by a curry so hot it made you see alternate dimensions?
"Extra Hot Curry" by 9000UK is a wild ride through the spice dimension — a chaotic, unhinged, and intelligent noise rock comedy piece that blends surreal lyrics, deranged humour, and scorching riffs.

“I AM THE LAMB MADRAS. I TRANSCEND THE SAUCE.”

✍️ Written by 9000UK (Ioannis Ntizoglou)
🎨 Abrasive. Loud. Ridiculous. Intelligent. Delicious.

🎬 Watch the madness and scream along.

👇 Don’t forget to check out the TikTok & Insta versions below!

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📖 Chapters:
00:00 - Intro – Welcome to the Kitchen
00:22 - Verse 1 – The Waiter’s Warning
00:56 - Chorus – EXTRA HOT CURRY
01:30 - Verse 2 – Tongue on Trial
02:05 - Spoken Breakdown – Why Is the Curry Singing to Me?

❓ Have YOU ever faced off with a dish too hot to handle?
Comment below: “🔥 I survived the spice!” if you made it through this song alive.

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Final words: Some songs soothe your soul. This one sets your tongue on fire. 🌶️🎤🔥

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🎵 Extra Hot Curry (By 9000UK)
(Lyrics by Ioannis Ntizoglou)
Verse 1
Waiter’s got a twitch in his eye like a prophet,
Says, “This one’s cursed — you still want it?”
I nod like a man who’s seen the void
And found it spicy.
Tablecloth’s a war zone, napkins on strike,
Cutlery screaming, “Run for your life!”
The menu laughs in eleven tongues
And none of them are friendly.

Chorus
EXTRA! HOT! CURRY!
Burns like tax audits in purgatory!
Extra! (Ow!) Hot! (YOW!) Curry!
Call the priest, call the plumber, call mummy!
(Oh no!) I think I saw God in the steam!
(He said) “Mate, that vindaloo’s obscene!”

Verse 2
Chef’s in the back chanting Sanskrit spells,
Cooking with rage and parallel hells.
Three ghost peppers just sued my tongue,
Coriander whispering “Your time has come.”
Sweat pours like a saxophone solo,
My nose leaks truth, my ears hear colours.
Mouth’s a kiln, brain’s on stilts,
Regret is garnished with mango chutney.

Bridge
(manic laughter)
"Doctor, is it normal to hallucinate geometry?"
"Only if your food's got a scoville body count."
"This isn't dinner — it’s a spiritual trial!"
(screams into delay pedal)
WHY IS THE CURRY SINGING TO ME?

Chorus
EXTRA! HOT! CURRY!
Now I see the secrets of the universe, blurry!
Extra! (Spit!) Hot! (Lit!) Curry!
My tongue just filed a restraining order, hurry!
Existential naan, reality folds,
Papadum crackles, ancient and bold…
I AM THE LAMB MADRAS!
I TRANSCEND THE SAUCE!

Outro
Extra… hot… curry…
Set my soul on fire… with ghee…
Extra… hot…
(faint burp, then sitar feedback)