Life Finds a Way (To Be Wrong) - West Coast AI (Rock)

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“Life Finds a Way (To Be Wrong)” is a high-energy comedy rock anthem that hilariously dismantles the scientific inaccuracies and absurd decisions in Jurassic Park. With bombastic riffs, theatrical vocals, and biting satire, the song takes aim at everything from dino DNA logic and era mix-ups to poor park planning and plot holes, all while celebrating the chaotic charm of a beloved but deeply flawed classic.

Lyrics:

Intro:
“In the beginning, man created dinosaurs…
…and forgot how genetics work.”

Verse:
They found a bug in amber from a million years past
Pulled out some blood like that stuff would last!
DNA don’t stick around for that long—
It breaks down faster than this whole park went wrong
You patched it with frogs? That’s a biological glitch!
Now your lady dinos swap sex like a Netflix switch
You built a park with locks and electrified rails—
But let one rogue techie shut it down with emails?!

Chorus:
Life finds a way
To completely go off course
Like giving dino keys
To a dude with no remorse
Life finds a way
To crash your master plan
You spared no expense
Except a better systems man

Verse:
You called it Jurassic—oh, give me a break!
Your main attractions are a branding mistake
T. rex, Triceratops, Veloci-what-now?
They’re all Cretaceous stars takin’ a bow
You skipped the Jurassic and thought no one would care
But I came for Stegos—he’s not even there!
You sold us a lie with your dino parade
And the timeline’s as broken as your Jeep motorcade

Chorus:
Life finds a way
To rewrite ancient lore
Like putting late-cretaceous beasts
In a Jurassic decor
Life finds a way
To stomp the facts to bits
You say “science fiction”?
I say “science that quits”

Bridge:
Velociraptors? Size of a turkey. With feathers
Yours are six-foot ninja lizards that open doors
Also, DNA doesn’t last 65 million years
You’re more likely to clone a squid in Jell-O
But hey, at least the merch sells

Verse:
A storm’s rolling in and you just shut it all down?
Your backup plan is… “Hope no one drowns”?
You brought in your grandkids, a lawyer, and a rockstar—
And gave them front-row seats to a dino memoir
You feed goats to monsters right next to the glass
And act surprised when they eat someone’s—
…assets
Meanwhile, your coder’s got soda on his chin
And he’s stealing embryos like it’s a break-in win

Chorus:
Life finds a way
To expose every flaw
Like no backup power
For a creature with a jaw
Life finds a way
To make the smart folks dumb
Now kids outdrive T. rexes
And chaos gets the thumbs

Outro:
“You packaged it, you patented it
And you slapped it on lunchboxes.”
“Clever girl…”

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