
As usual, music originally created using Suno and then rearranged and compiled in an editor, where extra instruments, vocals, and other adjustments were made. Video created using clips taken from "The Hobbit" 1977 by Rankin/Bass.
Enjoy!
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*Lyrics:*
Old fat spider spinning in a tree.
Old fat spider, can't see me!
......
I met an old, fat spider,
Spinning in his tree.
I said, "Hey old, fat spider,
I bet you can't catch me!
You've grown too fat you lazy lob.
You're just an old Tomnoddy!
Hey Attercop!
Hey Attercop!
You can't catch anybody."
And then the old, fat spider,
He spun a final thread.
I said, "Hey old, fat spider,
It's time that you were dead!"
I drew my sword to cut his silk,
To kill the old Tomnoddy.
But then I thought, I'll leave him be;
He can't catch anybody.
.......
I met an old fat spider (hey!)
In his spinning tree.
His web all old and tattered,
And he could hardly see. (ha ha ha!)
I shooed a fly into his lair
To feed the old Tomnoddy.
'Cause how can you kill a spider who can't catch anybody?
How can you kill a spider who can't catch anybody?
......
Lazy Lob and crazy Cob
are weaving webs to wind me.
I am far more sweet than other meat,
but still they cannot find me!
Here am I, naughty little fly!
you are fat and lazy.
You can't trap me though you try,
in your cobwebs crazy!
Old Tomnoddy, all big body!
Old Tomnoddy can’t spy me!
Attercop! Down you drop!
You'll never catch me up your tree!
Old fat spider spinning in a tree!
Old fat spider can’t see me!
Attercop! Won't you stop!
Stop your spinning and look for me!
Attercop! Attercop!
You can't catch me!
Attercop! Attercop!
You can't catch me!
No you can't catch me!!!
Hey!!!