well there's 3 things to know about weed
or is it 2 things to know about pot
1. It's bad for your memory
and the other one I plum forgot
whoa
weed's gonna make you a dumbass
but it's gonna feel pretty profound
you'll learn to say "honey I can't"
and "baby it's jus a plant"
while yer stoned as a bone on the ground
it's jus a plant
like poppies and sugar cane
coca and some science make some good cocaine
I ain't crazy about doctors
and this is jus a song
but the self administration of your favorite bong
probably ain't what you need to keep a carrying on
weed aint the devil
but weed aint a saint
it's all pretty good till it aint
weed's gonna make you a dumbass
banging yer head like a gong
dabs and shatter and wax
and they call it relaxing
staring out the window for the cops
and ya can't get addicted
the command is in your hands
then quit tomorrow forever
and if ya won't then ya can't
I ain't tryna be mean
or make ya feel bad
it's jus a lie that you're told
that I don't understand
weed aint the devil
but weed aint a saint
it's all pretty good till it aint
weed's gonna make you a dumbass
but you shouldn't be doing time
drugs are bad mmmkay
you know they get in the way
of being yourself
and that's the crime.