Strap in, crank up the Walkman, and tease that hair HIGH—because The Heavy Metal Hamsters (HMH) are taking you straight back to 1984 with 'Neon Nights, Iron Bites!' 🚀⚡🔥 BIG RIFFS. BIG HAIR. BIGGER ATTITUDE.
We’re talking arcade lights, muscle cars, cassette tapes, and headbanging fury under the neon glow. This is HAMSTER METAL in full retro-throttle, and we’re burning rubber down memory lane with enough shredding to melt your VHS collection. 🎸💀
🐹 **WHO ARE WE?**
SQUEAK METAL – The high-pitched fury on vocals!
SHREDDER MCCHEESE – Guitar wizard, melts strings AND faces!
CHOMPER MCROCK – Bass so groovy, it makes your mullet dance!
THUNDER PAWS – Drumming like it's the final level of Contra!
🎶 Lyrics highlight:
🔹 "Neon Nights! Iron Bites! We shred the stage under flashing lights!"
🔹 "Tape decks blazing with a sizzling roar, we shred the night—squeak-metal encore!"
🚨 **WARNING:** Excessive air guitar and spontaneous denim vest purchases may occur.
🔊 CRANK IT UP. LIVE THE DREAM. METAL NEVER DIES.
Support the Heavy Metal Hamsters (HMH):
🔥 Stream Our Debut Album: heavymetalhamsters.hearnow.com
🛒 Earn Cashback on Merch with Top Cashback: topcashback.com/ref/member1211993294459
👕 Grab HMH Merch: teepublic.com/user/heavymetalhamsters
💿 Buy Our Physical CD (Debut Album): ebay.com/itm/365218961472
About the Heavy Metal Hamsters (HMH):
🐹 The Heavy Metal Hamsters (HMH) are a high-octane thrash power metal band fueled by chaos, riffs, and a whole lot of fur. With electrifying energy, unforgettable songs, and a tongue-in-cheek attitude, we’re here to bring the metal madness to your screen and your speakers. Join the HMH Army and let’s rock the hamster wheel together! 🤘⚡
#HMH #NeonNightsIronBites #OldSchoolMetal #80sMetal #HairMetal #HeavyMetal #ArcadeVibes #CassetteTapes #RetroMetal #SqueakMetal #heavymetalhamsters
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