
[Intro: SB]
All right everyone, welcome back to another epic rap battle!
It's Lewis vs Robert this time!
Here comes round 1!
[Verse 1: Lewis]
Alright Robert prepare to get wrecked
I'm about to put you to the test
You say you can rap well let's go see
What your made of well don't you agree?
What am I saying of course you can't rap
Everyone here has the same feedback
Your lyrics are weak, your lyrics are lame
Just like your outfit
You look like your going to a chess game
Or even a golf game
Or playing a good but really boring card game
Nobody ever goes to those things
But only you right
Cause you're so lame!
You really like my sister?
Well I hate to break the news
She said she doesn't even like you!
Not because of your looks
Or that your a small lad
It's just because, you can't rap!
[Bridge: SB]
Wow Lewis had some words to say there!
Let's see what Robert has to say in the other corner
This is round 2!
[Verse 2: Robert]
Wow Lewis that's a lot to take in
But for me this is just the beginning
This is my first rap battle and I'm not scared
Why would I be scared of a 4 year old kid
My lyrics are lame? Well I don't think so
Cause people in the crowd think it really really flows
My father was a poet, my mother was a writer
That makes me a trememdous rapper!
I'm small but I'm tough, I'm really really tough
Just like your mom when she's had enough of your silly little games and when you pout
That's why your always in timeout!
You don't like it when Karina takes your stuff
But your not man enough to say you've had enough!
Your not a big boy your a little boy!
Go back to playing with your baby toys!
[Bridge: SB]
Oh boy things are getting intense between these 2!
But who will win the rap battle?
Let's find out! In the final round!
[Verse 3: Lewis, Robert]
For your information I have a toy station
Where I have my Legos, Play-Doh and Nintendo Switch
Bet you don't have any of those at all
That's because your the lamest of them all!
I'm lame but that's okay I'm fine with that anyway
I rather be myself than be like you anyday
People love to hear me rap their gonna get my autograph
When were done here they're gonna look at you and laugh!
I'm the new rap champion so try not to cry
I'll give you some time to say bye bye
Maybe you should go back to rap camp
Where you can go and learn to be a rookie again!
I'm not a rookie and I'm not done yet!
I think you need to get your hearing checked!
I rule the streets of rap
When it's my time I attack!
Now someone give me my trophy, I just made a comeback!
[Outro: SB, Lewis, Robert]
NOOOO!!!!!!
Looks like we got a regular winner in the house! Give it up for Lewis!!!!
That's me!
March 18th 2023