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Here's the lyrics -
D-REX SINGS A SONG
Well hang on just a sec it's Distortus Rex - bust out of the lab in 2010
A rogue snickers bar shorted out my pen - so I took the opportunity to guzzle InGen!
Not a soul made it out yea they were chopped up dead as I grabbed and I mashed anybody that fled -
I know I look pretty grim but then I am inbred - 4 arms 2 legs and a **** ** head
It's like a dolphin had a baby with a Xenomorph as photogenic as John Merrick I'm a mesomorph -
A big gorilla like prick with a bulbous face I'd rather eat ten meals than climb the empire state!
I weigh a solid ten ton I'm 26 feet high life found a funny way with me I'm like the Goldblum fly
I'll pluck your chopper like a toy from the moon lit sky, The name's D Rex and I'm gonna terrify!
YEA HAVE U EVER SEEN A REX LIKE ME, NO?
DO YOU WANNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME, NO?
WELL THAT'S A STUPID THING TO ASK A BIO MUTANT DINO BUT THEN WE'RE ON THE SEVENTH FILM AND BY NOW ANYTHING GOES!
I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT THINGS COULD GET THIS ABSURD! IT'S THE HILLS HAVE EYES MEETS SPIELBERG
SO MOVE ON OVER T REX COS NOW THEY'RE READY FOR THE D, THE FRANCHISE NEEDS A FREAK AND SO THEY ENGINEERED ME!
Yea I'm a paleo first bloody freak of nature gonna rip you all up like you're A4 paper
I love it down here near the warm equator painting Scarlett red - after I just ate her!
I guess they needed a freak to fill the cinema seats Tyrannosaurus got scene but yea they kept it brief
I got 4 arms strong and it's a buzz to be me they went full bat s*** yea I'm one giant leap!
Yea I'm Distortus lawless you better be cautious I'll bite you so hard I'll make your body turn porous
My kill ratio is just god damn flawless to buff Tyrannosaur was just down right thoughtless!
distract me with a flare buddy I don't care I guess you didn't read the sign D-REX beware!
you may have bumped into the others but they don't compare, Life didn't find a way it got more unfair!
YEA HAVE U EVER SEEN A REX LIKE ME, NO?
DO YOU WANNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME, NO?
WELL THAT'S A STUPID THING TO ASK A BIO MUTANT DINO BUT THEN WE'RE ON THE SEVENTH FILM AND BY NOW ANYTHING GOES!
I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT THINGS COULD GET THIS ABSURD! IT'S THE HILLS HAVE EYES MEETS SPIELBERG
SO MOVE ON OVER T REX COS NOW THEY'RE READY FOR THE D, THE FRANCHISE NEEDS A FREAK AND SO THEY ENGINEERED ME!