
“Untouched by human hands,” Wonka says. But Augustus? He hears buffet. 😈🍫 One slip, one slurp too many — and boom 💥 — he's in the chocolate river, floating like a marshmallow in hot cocoa. ☕🍡
The crowd gasps. His mom shrieks. Willy Wonka blinks slowly, sipping tea. 🫖😐
“He’ll drown!” someone yells.
“He can’t swim!” someone else cries.
But the river has a plan of its own. 🌀
A pipe. A suction. A plump boy in full panic. 🫠🚰
“That pipe’s not big enough!”
Oh, but it is. (Barely.)
He’s stuck. He’s slipping. He’s gone.
Just like that — Augustus is officially the first “winner” of the factory’s natural selection process. 🏆🚫
Willy Wonka, unfazed, offers no refund.
Just a moral: Don't drink the chocolate if you can't handle the pipe. 😎🚫🍫
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