
[Intro: SB]
It is time, for the first rap battle of 2024!
Give it up for Miguel and Daniel!
[Verse 1: Miguel]
Boy oh boy it feels good to be back
I'm ready for this rap battle time to attack
Today is my day Daniel that's facts
I'm gonna win and celebrate that is facts
Daniel just face it you have no skill
This is where your rap career goes downhill
It's okay if you have stage fright
0-1 that's a pretty good record am I right?
You should just go back to your llama & croissants
Matter of fact you should open up a restaraunt that only sells croissants
Yeah that sounds lame
Daniel is so lame!
[Bridge: SB]
Ho ho ho! Miguel is not playing around in the first round folks!
Let's see what Daniel has to say next!
Here's Daniel!
[Verse 2: Daniel]
I'm so lame yeah that sounds right
But those who are lame show up to the big game big show
This current rap battle
I honestly was going to skedaddle
But now I'm here it's time to settle the score
This is so much better than doing my chores
I'm new to the game but I'm hungry to win
My lyrics are flowing
I'm going all in
I should really open that restaraunt if people don't come
Hey, so what I got my llamas croissants and Jason's mom
Now hear All the people start to applaud!
[Bridge: SB]
Man is it getting louder here
Well folks, that was just the first round
Now it's time for round 2!
[Verse 3: Miguel] guy
Hear the people applaud
That's just your imagination
All the people here are rooting for me
Especially SB's fans and the people of YouTube
Their all rooting for me!
I can't forget to mention Raul is here along
With Carla, Max, and my pet shoe Shoey!
My pet shoe Shoey!
Cheering me on that's my pet shoe Shoey!
We are in the same SB universe but my show rules more that yours will ever do
I'm the main character, Jason is too
But you know your just a side character!
[Bridge: SB]
Oooh what burn by Miguel!
That one's not gonna right this soon
Let's see what Daniel has to say about that!
It's Daniel!
[Verse 4: Daniel]
A side character? Oh how dare you
I'll have you know people love me more than you
People in the crowd wearing Daniel t-shirts
Even listening to my peaches cover on YouTube
You don't even own a restaraunt
You just work at the lame old smelly slimey dirty rotten Krusty Krab
I should tell more people to go to the Chum Bucket
If that happens you're out of business
If you loose this you should move out of the DMV
People won't even remember you
Miguel Alvarez, Loser Alvarez!
Mind as well get yourself a new pair of pants!
[Bridge: SB]
Ho ho! What a come back by Daniel!
But it's not over yet folks!
Who will win?
Let's find out in the final round!
[Verse 5: Miguel]
I'll have you know I got these at the Levi's store
You probably got yours at the dollar store
What's the difference you say?
Quality man!
But you wouldn't know that's very sad man!
Unfortunately I have to wrap this up
The Krusty Krab is calling me
I need to show up
Someone give me my trophy or else I'll be late
Your time isn't now you'll have to wait!
[Outro: SB, Miguel, Daniel]
NOOOOOO
We have a new winner!
Give it up for Miguel!!!!
Oh yeah! My i i i i i i i i!
Oh boy, i'm gonna be late for work!
March 9th 2024