Tiramisu | by 9000UK | A Noisy Rock Comedy Fever Dream

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Welcome to 9000UK – a music project created by Ioannis Ntizoglou, a Greek songwriter living in the UK, blending soulful lyrics, modern AI sound, and positive energy. Every track is written with purpose, crafted to uplift, heal, and inspire. From gospel and reggae-infused beats to feel-good anthems and heartfelt stories, this channel is a home for music with meaning.
Welcome to the loudest dessert-fuelled breakdown you’ve ever heard.
“Tiramisu” is a chaotic, noisy rock comedy piece by 9000UK—dripping in absurdity, layered with satire, and dusted with madness. If Black Midi and Monty Python had a cake fight in an echo chamber... this is what it would sound like.

“They say I’m layered like a god complex…”

✍️ Written by 9000UK (Ioannis Ntizoglou)

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📌 Chapters:
00:00 - Intro – Whipped Cream Anxiety
00:22 - Verse 1 – The Lobby Incident
00:54 - Pre-Chorus – Mascarpone Philosophy
01:15 - Chorus – TIRA TIRA TIRAMISU
01:44 - Verse 2 – Custard Blade Duel

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🎵 TIRAMISU
(Lyrics by Ioannis Ntizoglou)
Verse 1
I bit a chandelier in the lobby of a zoo
Shouted "I’m a pastry!" — and nobody knew
Wore whipped cream shoes and a cocoa hat
Slipped on my thoughts and fell in a vat
Pre-Chorus
They say I’m layered like a god complex
Drenched in drama, dusted in threats
My mouth says poetry, my brain says chew—
Guess what’s for dessert? Yeah... Tiramisu.
Chorus
Tira, tira, tiramisu!
Slap me with a spoon, call it déjà vu
Tira, tira, tiramisu!
Bitter like espresso, but I’ll still haunt you
HEY! — do you like cake fights in courtrooms too?
Tira, tira... tiramisu!
Verse 2
I fought a mime with a custard blade
He screamed silently, I called that shade
My therapist quit, mid-sentence too
She said, “You treat life like a dessert menu!”
Bridge
I once saw God in a tiramisu —
He said, “Child, stop licking the mirror.”
I replied, “Only if it’s raspberry glazed.”
Then we both rode a spoon to Jupiter.
Breakdown
Mascarpone mind—Soggy dreams!
Ladyfinger logic—Bursting seams!
I’m the king of cafés, crown made of cream!
Eat me twice and call it a scheme!
Chorus
Tira, tira, tiramisu!
Melt my face and I’ll still sue you
Tira, tira, tiramisu!
You can’t spell “chaos” without “choux”
HEY! — bite my ego and you’ll taste taboo
Tira, tira... tiramisu!
Outro
Fork in hand, I face the void...
My soul... is sticky.
The fridge... is empty.
But I... am full.
...of nonsense.