Alex Jones vs J. Jonah. Jameson - Discard Rap Battles (Audio Only)

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Hi everyone, so this was gonna be the first in what will be a series of new discount rap battle audios. However, we didn't think that this battle held up to the standard that we have set for ourselves at this point. So we are choosing to make this battle an audio only. But if you want to see a version of this matchup that WILL get a video, feel free to check out Skitzy's (aka Alex Jones in this audio) Soundcloud for his version of the matchup that will have a video.


Alex Jones: Skitzy

J. Jonah. Jameson: AdamUber

Mixing and Beat Arrangement: GlitchDude
Beat by: GreenBeatz
Written by:
AdamSandlerDRB
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Alex Jones verse 1:
Why don't you weep to your workers? The true savior's arrived!
I'm ‘bout to go through Jameson like how he goes through his wives.
I spit rhymes, and I know that killing this beat’s a crime
But I'm serving out the Gate with deliveries: Pizza Time!
In this battle, it’s fake news that Texans kneel to New Yorkers!
I'll spark rebellions, elites will follow MY New World Orders!
You trust the government? Your barber? Don’t get me started
If you’re spittin fire then well… I’m kinda retardant.
You’re old news, webs won't clear the dust, if you want sleuths
Search “infowars.com”, not a loser’s illusory truth
Listen here pest, my mom said it best, count your blessins'
I'll crush the paper's head with questions till he’s squealin’ "STOP THE PRESSES"

J. Jonah. Jameson verse 1:
PARKER! Catch my good side when I expose this dope's flows.
I can see the headlines now: "Jonah Overthrows Jones"!
I want it ran on the front cover for the city here to see.
And show the people why Alex puts the "con in con-spiracy".
You hide the facts, cover trails, don’t even follow ‘em
Like how you're Cash and money swallowin, you’re Green Gobblin
I take goons down with a hit piece, this battle won't be a hassle
You’ve a knack for getting smacked off by the big Apple
I’ve got a jonesin’ to zone into your overblown campy look.
If you had backbone, I'd have broken it with a right sandy hook.
I swat insects in my office, specially when it's
the most annoying bug sited on the web since that SPIDER-MENACE!

Alex Jones verse 2:
You’re jacking it to arachnid kids, you’re nothing but beta shit
This mayor ain’t faking it, like the rest, he's just a satanist
Who’d dare with a devil to meddle in accusations with
Cuz the Scorpion scheme’s the only time you'd ever take a hit
Those NASA asshats are CROOKED, your son’s just another one
Hiding the fact that he crashed is by far their worst cover-up
The real McCoy truth is everyone knows who gets your picture stash
A spider on the wall, hiding under your wackass Hitler-stache!

J. Jonah. Jameson verse 2:
(long wheeze) … You serious?
Your theories are service to make the hero Mysterio delirious
I’ll smack talk a crackpot pushin quack docs to fraud us.
You’d only hit the jackpot if Doc Ock hawked your products!
Not on top of anything, false flags don’t hold up in placements
Except when running at pedestrians like the Capitol Hill, and
A demonstration, I’ll make an example of a racist
Lift the tin foil hat, what's that? Another lunatic villain!

Alex Jones verse 3:
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU ALLITERATIVE FUCK!
AFTER YOU'RE DONE BLOWING BUGLES, WHY DON'T YOU BLOW DEEZ NUTS?
I’M PISSED OFF, MAKE YOUR JOURNALISM YELLOW WHEN IT’S PISSED ON
THIS SKINFLINT BITCH’S OUT OF BUSINESS WITH URICH GONE
I'M A PIONEER, AN EXPLORER, I'M THE REAL DEAL
YOU'RE A SLOPPY CREDIT SNATCHER THAT DOESN'T GO IN THE FIELD
MY ONSLAUGHT HIT A SOFT SPOT, STOP YA LIKE A BLOODCLOT,
IF YOU FACED JUSTICE, YOUR WIFE WOULD STILL GET THE BETTER MUGSHOT!

J. Jonah. Jameson verse 3:
Bringing up my wife, is that all that we've got?
Do I look like the kind of guy that accepts these cheap shots?
You're far from right, but the far-right tune in to see you lie
The only chemicals you’re consuming turn straight to a DUI
In fact, that's it! I've had enough of this! Miss Brant!
Have Jones kicked to the back, where he can finish his rant.
You got me seething from this meeting, so tweet this, when you’re leaving,
"I’ll be weepin’ in my chili to forget this ass beating"

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alexander emric or Emerick Jones born february 11, 1974 is an american far-right radio show host and conspiracy theorist. he hosts the alex jones show from austin, texas. jones' website, infowars, is derived from conspiracy theories and fake news, as are his other websites newswars and prisonplanet.


john jonah jameson jr. is a fictional character appearing in american comic books published by marvel comics, commonly in association with the superhero spiderman. the character was created by writer stan lee and artist steve ditko, and he first appeared in the amazing spiderman issue #1 March 1963.