
Put whiskey in the gas tank,
Put blood on the wheel,
I got a chaw of tobacco,
And I'm down with the deal,
Well, I know that I'm loaded,
And I'm out of my mind,
I got to make it to Texas,
To see that woman of mine,
Now my face is all bloodshot,
And there's a stain on my shirt,
If I don't make it to Fort Worth,
Someone's bound to get hurt,
Yeah, no no I'm loaded,
And I'm out of my mind,
I got to make it to Texas,
To see that woman of mine,
Well, I blew out the engine,
Down in Abilene,
And I got on a school bus,
I started revvin' that thing,
Yeah, you know that I'm loaded,
Yeah, I'm out of my mind,
I got to make it to Texas,
To see that woman of mine.