5 Jokes from Mr. Potato
1
-Dad, don't hit me! It's Children's Day today!
-Well then, defend yourself.
2
Do you know why it's hard to fight with pregnant women? They are always ready for contractions.
3
There was a hurricane at the retirement home
Old ladies in the wind
4
When a soldier with the last name "Heart" joined the service, the captain was upset.
After all, you can't command the Heart.
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