
I face-planted into a stash. Raccoons scattered. A crow made a drop-off.
Then things got weird.
The air went still. The moon froze.
And HE arrived.
The Don of Desserts.
A raccoon twice the size of normal, draped in a leaf-cape like he owns Applebee’s and fear.
He dropped a WEDDING RING… and said nothing.
I don’t know who’s in charge of this forest anymore.
All I know is: I saw his eyes, and there were fireflies orbiting him like he pays their salary.
This goes deeper than snacks, fam. This is WAR.
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